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Petro Ivanov is a professional boxer from Ukraine. As of June 2023, he holds the IBF International title in the super middleweight division in the world. The Ukrainian is presently ranked as 8th in the world by the IBF, 18th in the WBC, 7th in the EBU and 15th in the IBO.
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