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{"type":"standard","title":"Albanians in Ukraine","displaytitle":"Albanians in Ukraine","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q1581447","titles":{"canonical":"Albanians_in_Ukraine","normalized":"Albanians in Ukraine","display":"Albanians in Ukraine"},"pageid":18348652,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/20/Albanians_ukraine.PNG/330px-Albanians_ukraine.PNG","width":320,"height":245},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/20/Albanians_ukraine.PNG","width":480,"height":367},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1279699363","tid":"e3080e41-fd4e-11ef-aeb4-7b2f1f19336e","timestamp":"2025-03-10T01:27:53Z","description":"Ethnic group","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albanians_in_Ukraine","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albanians_in_Ukraine?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albanians_in_Ukraine?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Albanians_in_Ukraine"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albanians_in_Ukraine","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Albanians_in_Ukraine","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albanians_in_Ukraine?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Albanians_in_Ukraine"}},"extract":"The Albanians in Ukraine are an ethnic minority group located mainly in Zaporizhzhia Oblast and Budjak. They descend from Albanian warriors who fought against the Ottoman Empire in the Russo-Turkish wars and were allowed to settle in the Russian Empire in the 18th century.","extract_html":"
The Albanians in Ukraine are an ethnic minority group located mainly in Zaporizhzhia Oblast and Budjak. They descend from Albanian warriors who fought against the Ottoman Empire in the Russo-Turkish wars and were allowed to settle in the Russian Empire in the 18th century.
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